wounds-2-wisdom:

baskintheafterglow:

lurkthejerk:

lurkthejerk:

Website where you look for a girlfriend

E-bae

Get out

(Source: farfrompaid, via londonkush)

carrot-ranch-bottle:

You have not lived until a cat has fallen asleep on you.

(via havok27-chi-city)

bullied:

mom: “Look it’s time to wake up”

me:  image

(via epic-humor)

thekingofwinter:

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

please note that “your grace” is also acceptable

(via creatingmyowndreams)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via p0intlesss)